I'm Her Fool by Billy Swan
Hurgk. The same bloke who gave us the wonderful ditty "I Can Help" had a grunt and shat out this terrible log cabin of sh*ite. It starts off as a sappy albeit harmless piece of jangly soundslikeeverythingelsefromthe70s pop, but inexplicably turns into a psychotic barking rant at the end, as if Mr. Swan's cranial aneurysm has just let loose. You must hear it to believe it... if you can find this slice of vinyl cheese, just play the last minute or so; it's all you'll be able to stand anyway.

PS I had to look up "aneurysm" and "vinyl".
(Skipthewhip, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 8:16, Reply)