2 songs actually
Both of them by Holly Valance - the new one (can't remember the name right now) and the 'Kiss' one.

Holly Valance represents everything that is rotten and cancerous about our music industry. She should basically watermelon off back to Australia and stay there. It makes me cringe when she tries to do the 'raunchy' bit, grunting and groaning and simpering pathetically through backing tracks, written by producers who should know better than to work with such a talentless, vacuous fukwit as herself.

In the 80s/early 90s we used to write innovative, brilliant music. We used to have at least 5-10 records in the American top 20 at any one time.

Now, what have we got?

Holly Valance.

Oh joy.
(8-Ball, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 9:30, Reply)