Not sure if this counts...
as it's one of those songs that stretches so far into badness it almost comes out the other side in a funksome fashion. When I was at Lewes Tertiary a friend of mine went into Rob's Records and found a single by Brendan Shine called "I'm a savage for bacon and cabbage". The lyrics went something along the lines of...

I'm a save for bacon and cabbage,
Some call it bubble and squeak,
Oh my heart starts achin'
When I smell the bacon,

...Something something something

He also found "You've got to know your chicken" by Cibo Matto.

My laugh that day was most hearty.
(Ootini, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 11:42, Reply)