Charlie Lownoise & Mental Theo
Actually made some good songs.
But there's one called girls. Imagine each line sung the same way, add an annoying "Newzealand Story" background a topping of Europop cheese and you have it... A classic no doubt.
Classical first verse and chorus below.
** are my notes.

Girls
And I all I really want is girls
And in the morning its girls
And in the evening its girls

I like the way they walk
And it's usually getting dark
And I can always make you smile
From Newcastle to the Nile (** WTF?)

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked my home piece MCA
She said she would not give a play
I had to 'preciate sit-u-a (** oh dear)
Her friends were fine so thats ok
And she would dance with the DJ
We took a walk down to the bay (** Look, every line rhymes with "gay" )

(GIRLS) they do the dishes
(GIRLS) they clean up my room
(GIRLS) they do the laundry
(GIRLS) and in the bedroom (GIRLS)

edit : Left the song running in the background...another 12 lines at least of the same. ALL RHYMING WITH -AY Arrgggh!! Appalling.
edit2 : Also take a look at "Ultimate Sex Track" by the above. 30sec porno intro, then hardcore beats with "Check the penis" over the top. Easily found on Kazaa, prob due to having "sex" in the title.
( Fronkle99, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 20:39, Reply)