Cheesecake
I found out last month, after years of avoiding it, that cheese cake doesn't contain cheeses like cheddar or red leicester but mascarpone, a sweet cream-like cheese. I was unnecessarily put off by non-existant sponges coated with cheddar. Genius(!)
(52486 office lolled on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:12, 11 replies)

you do know...
that the crispy seaweed at the Chinky isn't really seaweed either??
( Sallyrsm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:14, closed)

Sadly I didn't know that. My culinary prowess is about as developed as a muslim's ability to drink.
(52486 office lolled on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:22, closed)

It is at proper chinese restaurants.

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:37, closed)

you must make amends for this
by eating as much delicious cheesecake as you possibly can
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:23, closed)

I used to think that too.

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:36, closed)

i am allergic to cheese
and find it surprising how many (often cullinarily educated) people tell me how cheese cake is cheese free as its actually only got mascapone in it.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:50, closed)

What..
All cheese? How do you have cheese and beans on toast? Or besterer still, garlic bread with melted cheese and baked beans, hoy a little bit of chorizo for that extra bit of spicy meatiness. Or is it meaty spiciness.
Anyway, there's summat wrong with you.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 23:25, closed)

I absolutely love cheese and beans on toast!

(mmm....beer, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 23:26, closed)

What cheese would you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone
(bigjonnydynamite, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 5:06, closed)

I read that as "ride"
and got all confused..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:16, closed)

A friend of mine
Once told me that "Don't be silly, cheesecake isn't made of real cheese!" He continued to be in denial even after I pointed out the ingredients to him. What a silly man.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 8:28, closed)