Wiping Your Arse
Apparently you sit down on the loo to do it.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:03, 11 replies)

Fuck that
stand all the way!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:10, closed)

^^ This.
Although, sometimes I do need to squat somewhat to get a better purchase on the shit that has stuck to the arse-hair.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:25, closed)

That pretty much sums it up
I also find that an attempted "sit down" effort can be cramped and difficult to get the right wiping motion..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:44, closed)

I used to be a stander but converted a few years ago and haven't looked back

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:30, closed)

I was a stand up reach around guy
but then I cracked my sternum and could no longer do it that way for ages.

I'm now a sit down guy having forgot the stand up method which seems odd to me now!.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:30, closed)

Hang about...
I've never heard of sitting down to wipe.

My girlfriend did say the other day when we discussing arsewiping (this is 100% true!) that she puts her hand between her legs to wipe, whereas I reach around while bending over.

But sitting down? Never gave it a thought. I've learned something today.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:52, closed)

Girls have the back to front problem to deal with.

(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:54, closed)

Exactly
which makes the wiping process even harder, I've had thought.

She seems to be doing it effectively though - I've never tasted shit down there
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:29, closed)

DO your balls taste of shite?
leave some on there and let her find out.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:27, closed)

As long as
you don't take the time to sniff it after you wipe, I don't think sitting/standing matters.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:15, closed)

I used to wipe standing up
but I've lost 2 phones down the loo now (on different occasions) after they fell out of my top pocket, so am a sitter now.
(Kip, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:29, closed)