Texting
On Monday, my girlfriend sent me a text message. Only problem is, it was a message that was clearly meant for somebody else.

She's now my ex-girlfriend. Whoops.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:38, 15 replies)

Dude
That sucks. Still, at least you found out even if it was in a horrible way. I'm sorry :(
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:40, closed)

what did it say?

(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:44, closed)

"If my boyfriend ever dumped me I'd kill myself"

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:47, closed)

Heh, if only
I'm not disclosing the contents of the message, mainly because even thinking of the words feels like being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks at the moment.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:51, closed)

You're lucky
you don't want a girl like that. Found out the easy way.
check out these poor sods.

www.b3ta.com/questions/wrongness/post791987
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:52, closed)

then you ring them up months later and say
I thought we had a deal.




some Aussie comic's line. can't remember her name.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:51, closed)

Hope you're okay.
(years ago) I was in a bar being dumped. Whilst having a piss, I received a text from the chap dumping me saying "almost done here, see you at the club in an hour. Can't wait, xxx".

I can laugh about it now.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:14, closed)

Oh and get yourself down the clinic
to be tested. My cheating ex let me find out he was cheating that way. Better be safe than sorry.

*Hugs*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:17, closed)

Thanks
And yeah I plan to.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:21, closed)

That sucks but happened to me too...
"I'm not cheating on you, I never would"...

The next week "I've caught something, you should get yourself tested too" and she still had the nerve to say "no I haven't cheated on you, doc says it's just a natural random occurrence..." - That got laughed at in the clinic when I told 'em whilst they were administering the most painful thing that can ever happen to a man! :p

Fun times!
(Something funny, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:00, closed)

Oh, mate - that's a bummer.
Cheer yourself up by getting pissed and shagging the fittest of her mates.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:20, closed)

Yeah I might just do that
I'll just have to remember to shout 'surprise' first
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:32, closed)

Actually - if she's got an uglier sister, go for her.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:37, closed)

or wait for her to have a kid
and when the kid is legal age, do her. LOLS!
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:45, closed)

Ouch! My sympathies.
Sounds like you're better off out of it though.
(flimflam_machine, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:36, closed)

my sympathies dude!
although.... if you don't mind, could you ask your ex to try again and send it to my number this time, seems you got my message by mistake!

cheers!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:45, closed)

Pfft 'girlfriend'

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:54, closed)

Ouch...
Sorry to hear that. That sucks... :-( Though try and keep yourself busy and get out and do things you wouldn't normally do... I did that, bungee jumping, long distance charity bike rides etc... takes your mind off it.
(Something funny, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 12:56, closed)

Thanks, will do
Bungee jumping and doing things for charity sounds a bit far fetched but will give it some thought!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:17, closed)