Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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I invited my exround for some sympathy sex, and much to my consternation, she got it together with my dashing housemate.
In the light of this injustice, I clenched my fists and called upon God to let loose his wrath upon these two infidels.
He only bloody did, didn't He?
Not only did my housemate get scabies from her, but he also fell off a cliff while trying to impress her with a bit of free climbing. Broke both his legs. She also near-totalled his car while driving him around.
This was all a bit too much, and he dumped her after 3 weeks.
It was at this point, with tears of sympathy in my eyes, I unclenched my fists, and asked God to tone it down a bit.
Haven't heard too much from The Man Upstairs since, though.
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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:06,
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