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I have a disposable vinyl glove on.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)
vinyl isn't posh. that's greasy spoon cafe culture.
calfskin is posh.

/Although I'd be impressed if it's vinyl, more likely to be latex.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)
The box says it is.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
fariy nuff
where from? be good for some of my students who whine about latex allergys.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:30, archived)
cash and carry.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)
ah
most probably not radiation sterilised then

never mind.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)
And probably wanked on by an exceptionally fertile, and somewhat spiteful, Cash'n'Carry employee,
who knows what most vinyl gloves get used for.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)
You can get sterile
nitrile gloves. Fisher do them.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)
cheers
I think we might have some, at least I haven't been getting so many complaints anyway.

latex allergy my arse, they are just difficult sods.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:40, archived)
thought you were talking about records for a minute...
... got a bit scared...





*Rummages through vinyl collection and puts on a party tune... *
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:30, archived)
Can I ask why?
Or does it just feel nice?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)
Because I'm dropping clots
so there's no way I'm touching myself with bare hands.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
Turn the glove inside out afterwards and poach it for fifteen minutes.
Free black pudding!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)
but
don't you need lard as well ?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:42, archived)
pffft
Nice one
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)
You, my dear
have all the class
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:30, archived)
Wuss,
it's only blood.
Well, haemorrhaged uterus lining, anyway.
Lu eats black pudding and she's a vulcan.

Edit: always a pleasure :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:31, archived)
pffffft
tea/TFT interface, you CAAAANT..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:32, archived)
You ever tried
scrubbing filthy menstrual treacle smell off your hands?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:34, archived)
Oh yes
and it's a fuck sight harder to get it out of your pubes and off your ballsack, missy.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)
This is why I use immac.
and am castrated
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)
^ this

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)
Yes.
Although rather scrubbing sucking.

/sharing friday
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)
This.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)
Fair play
have fun
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:27, archived)