When I was at school
I had a science teacher who actively encouraged us to doodle cartoons during lessons.
( Comma, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

My chemistry teacher taught me how to make explosives
school days were fun times
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)

Our previous chemistry teacher
Taught us how to punch properly and how to kill someone effectivly.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

my chemistry teacher
told us her stories pertaining crack.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

My biology teacher would talk about
booze addled puke sessions on a mates carpet
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

aren't science teachers great
:)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:40, archived)

same chemistry teacher ended up with a dodgy discussion
"This term we will be doing the subject of reproduction...
We will be doing an experiment *class shuffles away*
with disection *class shuffles away more*
of male and female reproductive organs *shuffles away even more*
of dandilions *shuffle back*"

He also played battleships on his computer while we were having an exam. Also something to do with us ending up helping him. Since he told us most of the answers in one of the exams we were doing. Very facinating. Loads of chatting and he turned a blind eye.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

that would kind of creepy
if a teacher was hinting at reproduction experiments.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)

He looked funny when he got mad.
His face turned a weird red colour and his spots seemed to almost explode (he had a face like a volcano, covered in spots from supposedly bad teenage acne)
Some of the people in my class said that he had genital warts as well. Fuck knows how they got that infomation.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:50, archived)

Made it up is my guess.
Our biology teacher told us that we'd do practicals on reproduction. But then she changed her mind and said we'd have to try it out at home instead.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 21:06, archived)