Has anyone here ever mixed lessons?
Such as food chemistry in normal chemistry?

Aka. There was an experiment with water and sugar in chemistry and my friends decided to make caramel.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:26, archived)

well i remember burning wood dipped in chemcials to make flames differnet colors
i remember green was my favorite flavor.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

I used to put different stuff into bunsen burner flames to make pretty colours
then I progressed to burning piles of aluminium powder mixed with other stuff....until I found out that heatproof mats aren't actually heatproof
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)

haha
burning piles of aluminum, wouldnt the fumes kill you?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

do you think a fifteen year old would care about that?
or the vast amounts of iron sulphide gas we produced?
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

apparently not
i hope at leas the flames were pretty.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:35, archived)

I'm surprised I can still see

( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:36, archived)

theyre heatproof
not flame retardant!
( tico, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

your flame retarded!

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:33, archived)

My mum says I have
asbestos fingers...

Should I worry?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

no
great for being fireproof, just don't sniff your fingers
( tico, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:35, archived)

Can I poke people's noses and make them sniff me fingers?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:36, archived)

sure
why not?!

(as long as its not me)
( tico, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:37, archived)

no dont listen to him
sniff your fingers, then you'll grow a second head.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:36, archived)

One head is good enough for me
I shall make ye sniff my fingers!
*does so*
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:36, archived)

*has two tumors on each side of his head*
fuck, now i look like mickey mouse*
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

It's alright
Go and get a job in a freakshow/disneyland
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:44, archived)

I burned a fist sized hole in one
it made us giggle :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:35, archived)

yay!
you should be proud.
( tico, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:36, archived)

even more so due to the fact that this happened on parents evening
and they had to keep parents out for ten minutes to allow the smoke to clear
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:37, archived)

i remember an open day
when all the power went, and i was in the computing room demonstrating the amazing power of our computers! power didnt come on for 3 hours :(
( tico, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll guess it was funny for a while
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:41, archived)

thats when
you break out the abacus.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

was micro$oft involved ?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

no,
me putting a pencil across a live motherboard helped!
( tico, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and did you own up?
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:48, archived)

ground up aluminium and rust powder (also called thermite) is what they use to weld railway tracks together.

burns so hot, that i'll burn through almost anything.

www.thecatalyst.org/other/thermite/
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

ever managed to melt a glass in half?
I did... while trying to melt chocolate in a glass in a microwave. It looked cool! I wish we still had it (it ended up smashed)
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:43, archived)

haha
we were at a family friends house and there was a glass candle next to me. eventually the wax burned to where the flame was right next to the glass holder and it melted and broke off.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:45, archived)

hehehe
that's impressive :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)

The microwave still works as well.
The glass was fun to drink out of.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:51, archived)

the iron filings will be what did it then
:)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:45, archived)

When I was at school
I had a science teacher who actively encouraged us to doodle cartoons during lessons.
( Comma, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

My chemistry teacher taught me how to make explosives
school days were fun times
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)

Our previous chemistry teacher
Taught us how to punch properly and how to kill someone effectivly.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:32, archived)

my chemistry teacher
told us her stories pertaining crack.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:34, archived)

My biology teacher would talk about
booze addled puke sessions on a mates carpet
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

aren't science teachers great
:)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:40, archived)

same chemistry teacher ended up with a dodgy discussion
"This term we will be doing the subject of reproduction...
We will be doing an experiment *class shuffles away*
with disection *class shuffles away more*
of male and female reproductive organs *shuffles away even more*
of dandilions *shuffle back*"

He also played battleships on his computer while we were having an exam. Also something to do with us ending up helping him. Since he told us most of the answers in one of the exams we were doing. Very facinating. Loads of chatting and he turned a blind eye.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:42, archived)

that would kind of creepy
if a teacher was hinting at reproduction experiments.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:47, archived)

He looked funny when he got mad.
His face turned a weird red colour and his spots seemed to almost explode (he had a face like a volcano, covered in spots from supposedly bad teenage acne)
Some of the people in my class said that he had genital warts as well. Fuck knows how they got that infomation.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:50, archived)

Made it up is my guess.
Our biology teacher told us that we'd do practicals on reproduction. But then she changed her mind and said we'd have to try it out at home instead.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 21:06, archived)

I eat in class.....

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:35, archived)

I once ate in an entrance exam
Raisin Poppets! 'Twas the English exam.

I've also managed to get told off for eating salt and vinegar french fries (the crisps) in biology.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:37, archived)

i fuck in the arse

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)

Who's arse?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 20:39, archived)