Can't imagine why he's going away for 6 months...

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:44, archived)

He's leaving her
because she doesn't wear matchng socks.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)

and gets pissed while carrying his baby

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:50, archived)

That's a relief.
For a horrible moment I feared he might just be doing a runner because he'd accidentally got an emotionally unstable teenager pregnant.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)

That too.
But the one black, one multicoloured sock thing is the most worrying.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)