Well i think you know what you should do then
I christen you Miss June
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:00, archived)

I've put topless pictures of me onthe web already.
You just can't see my tits.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:02, archived)

had your top half just vanished?!

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:09, archived)

She was 11 years old

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:10, archived)

*turgidifies*

( Fergburger, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:10, archived)

;P
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:10, archived)

nice arse

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)

Are you bum burned?

(empty_personality, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)

Those are some carpet burns!
Ouch
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)

crikey
that's some hard core carpet burns there love

phwoar!
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)

At least if they were carpet burns it might have indicated
I got the injuries in a more enjoyable way!
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:15, archived)

Like being beaten up by a nightime burglar?

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:20, archived)

Oh dear,
there it goes again.
( harpski, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:13, archived)

I want some pork scratchings now

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:16, archived)

*finishes off*

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:20, archived)