Mine are 7 inches apart
But I'm a lady.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)

Are you manhandling them
to get that measurement?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

*wipes drool for you*

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

Possible follow-ups:
1) Well why are you manhandling them, then?
2) Would you like me to?
3) ...
4) Profit
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)

pffft

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)

we made need photographic evidence
/completely boringly obvious response but i cant seem to help myself
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

I would
But I have vampire nipples.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

do they try and bite your neck?

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

Yes
Keeps 'em perky.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)

maaaarvelous

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)