I believe this is gonna be the worst game ever

www.boldgames.com/johndeere.html

How the fuck can you make an interesting game about farming?

"Wow, I've milked 200 cows today, I'm going to the next level."

"Corrr would you look at the size of my planatation, amazing!!!"
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

'overcome bug infestations'
Dear God....
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:05, archived)

'Use the built-in Map Editor to create your own unique scenarios'
Okay, ummm, I'll put a field there, and another field there, and um, another field there, some fencing to go around the fields, and ummm....
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:07, archived)

I had
"Sim Farm" on an old PC once.

/edit: it was rubbish.
( Newington, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:07, archived)

Grade Up To Elite Cow,
which is like Monopoly but with artificial insemination instead of houses, is probably the best board game I've ever played.
( MissPrism, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:07, archived)

pfffffffffffffttttt you win
'Promotional/Educational game made in partnership with the British Beef association to teach people about the beef grading system.'
'Players buy bull semen at auction, breed cattle, and sell them.'

www.boardgamegeek.com/newbggimages/pic30900.jpg
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

it's great!
A game of chance, skill, strategy and abundant opportunity for sperm jokes. I try to keep an eye out for it on ebay, but no luck yet.
( MissPrism, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

I got excited for you when I found a result on google from ebay
but it's been sold for £7.50!

Dont they realise the high value of this game???
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

isn't that the base plot element of
popular multi-platform RPG 'Harvest Moon'?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:11, archived)