*cries*

( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

Come here binky.
It's alright.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

*comes to you*
*sniffles*
( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

*hugs*
*squeezes face*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

*hugs*
*feels soothed*
( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

OMG CYBR!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

WE MUST STOP THEM, JMG.

( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

WE NEED TO OUTLAW THE * KEY!
BEFORE THEY START SHARING MINGE PICTURES!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)

*outlaws the * key*
*pretends to be a cat*
*kills self*
( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

*pretends to be into scat*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

I say!

( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

I like this new you.
*Emma Hat*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

Let's get married.

( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

You collect husbands.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

And why shouldn't I? Hmm?

( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

:(

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

under the patio?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Hello! I am Emma "Fred and Rose West" Kane.

I don't kill young girls to keep under the patio, but I do collect husbands in such a manner. Would you like to be part of my collection?
( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

FOR GODS SAKE
I AM A HUSBAND

I WANT TO BE COLLECTED

LOVE ME.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

YOU'RE IN.

( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

WOO!
*removes * key*
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

because of the spinsters.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

*Rams a stanley knife into your buttock.*
*slices it open*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

*gains a sexy scar*

( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

*makes you an emu-feather hat*

( Comma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

*wears with pride*
*clutches at belly button protectively*
( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

Your belly button is safe, there is nothing that will come out of it.
Nothing would ever want to be outside of you, as you are the best place.
( Comma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

aww
*hugs you*
*swallows you*
( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

*sploshy prancings*

( Comma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

*feels poorly*

( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

*hugs you gently from within*

( Comma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)

*eats vegan things for you*

( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

You are the best person to be inside.
*snuggles down*
( Comma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

*eats a vegan duvet*

( sleepybinky, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

Smelling of plaice
and being a place are two entirely distinct things.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

Not if you're a plaice

( Fergburger, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)