we (over here in the snow) call medical suppositories - "candles"
that makes the haemorrhoidal decorative "candles" quite a festive idea
huh?
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

I used a suppository once
for all the good it did I may have well stuffed it up my arse.
( magnum, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

OOPS!! ALARM!!
never do this again, you might get used to objects in your arse.....
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

ooh look! a christmas new person!
are you jesus?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

sort of
after sex changing surgery....
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

omg!!111
a girl.

Do you have photos?!!!!11 omg!

You know, because if you showed me a photo of yourself, I could find out if you were fit or not. I'd then say, "yeah, she's fit" and then I could send you a message for us to meet up, and then we'll have sex.
( magnum, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

this assumes you are over 16
over 16 not too ugly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

come from a country of
patented beauties imported to all over the world, but that's irrelevant as more interested in decorative scented haemorrhoidal "candles"
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)

would be the most expensive sex in your life
methinks. airticket+visa+travel charges considered.
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

not to mention the medical expenses.

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

brain surgery you think might be needed?
as i've had my lobotomy not so long ago at an underground lobotomy room
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

I saw some paracetamol suppositories once
They gave me the fear just looking at the size of them.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

one of many versions of origins of homosexuality
i'd say....
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Who knows?
Either way, I do know they haven't changed the way people check for hernias yet. *Coughs*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

hm, how do they?
no idea, apart from dressing as a proctologist assistant for a party, no idea about this part of human activity :)
(bonker banker, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

Were they scented?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

speaking of which
my friend broke his bum-hole after being pushed onto a spike by a cabbie in Rio last week.

He has to go back to england for 3 months to have his arse-hole reconstructed.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

ouch
a doctor once told me that a guy came into A&E with a jar of colman's mustard up his arse, hadn't had a shit in 2 weeks and it was starting to hurt.

They had to remove his sphincter muscle to get it out. Now he's incontinent of faeces and has to wear a nappy at the ripe old age of 17.

BE WARNED!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

I find this hard to believe.
Why would they have to remove his sphincter muscle? The damn thing went in, didn't it?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

I heard it straight from the doctor's mouth
and colman's mustard jars are wider at the bottom than at the top

as is the patient now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

Still, it went in?
Seems like an ass-ectomy is a pretty severe procedure to get it out.

I'd go for an 'ouch that hurt' over losing my ass any day!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)