+ i think you may have syphilis (or other sti of your choice)
( mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

No, just stick to the facts.
Facts hurt more than insults
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

fact 1: i gave you AIDS

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

It would be funny if you did give her AIDS and then rang her from the clinic to break up with her and tell her that now she has it.
It would save on phone bills.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)