Top hats are rare enough that the fact is notable even as a piece of trivia.
But I get so many idiots mistaking my trilby for a top hat that the testimony may be unreliable.
( Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

Really? What fools!
I have a trilby, I should wear it more often
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

No you shouldn't.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

You'd just be jealous because i'd be oozing manliness from every orifice

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)

*falls over*

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)

That's your fault
For being such a slut- and for knowing Moohaalaa.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)

+ other men's

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)

idiots
they are nothing alike
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

People like that should be sent to millinery academy.

( Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)

pfft

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)

Tea. Nose.
You git.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)