The best phone ever
is actually a naked, 19 year old Carrie Fisher, greased up with wookie fat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)

you make a convincing point

( Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

Just imagine her saying
"Only you could be so bold" as you spuff all over her croissant hair-do.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)

bit harsh on the wookie tho..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)