Grr.
I have been 'in a queue' for 15 minutes now. My new phone came this morning. It was supposed to be this, but they sent me this instead. Now it sees that there customer service department either a) doesn't exist or b) doesn't answer the phone.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:36, archived)

What's the difference?

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:36, archived)

You mean to say
you called a "Customer service" telephone number and waited for ages for poor service ?

This is such unusual, remarkable and interesting news that surely it is wasted here and should be on the front page of every newspaper in the land.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)

And mobile phones are shit
anyone who constantly hankers after the latest handset is just a lavender scented nonce.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

I have the best phone ever
It's a Nokia 5110 which doesn't work!
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)

The best phone ever
is actually a naked, 19 year old Carrie Fisher, greased up with wookie fat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)

you make a convincing point

( Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

Just imagine her saying
"Only you could be so bold" as you spuff all over her croissant hair-do.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)

bit harsh on the wookie tho..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)

Wel I have just got off the phone with them,
and they are all Welsh. So that explains a lot.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)

At least it arrived
They sent my new phone to the wrong address THREE fucking times.
Eventually the person at the wrong address gave up and signed for the phone. I had to drive 3 hours to go collect it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)

Probably the customer service department
have accidentally all been given trouser presses instead of phones.
( Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

presses snakes
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

I have a D900. It is nice.
I dislike most customer services, I have emailed the customer services for various people & never even received a response. What the FUCK is the point in putting on correspondence 'call us on blah blah blah, or email us at blah@blah' if they don't fucking reply?
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)

nice a phone
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)

Yes, a nice phone.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

So far, I have found 3 to be the best for customer service.
T-Mobile are atrocious.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)

Christ no, 3 are terrible
They didn't send my mate's phone to him, but then wouldn't let him cancel the account until he returned the phone, so billed him for a non-existent phone! He's still trying to get his money back.
I never had any problem with Orange.
( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)

try this site
www.saynoto0870.com/

to find an alternative number
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

That is a brilliant site.
Submit it for the Top Tip :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)