she isnt a chav. just if just faking it for some reason..
her family is fucking minted..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)

This
she's not a chav, the "Allens" are middle class and comfortable, though they're hardly uber-rich.

I like all the album other than where she's trying way to hard to big herself up as a street fighter.

I'd like to give her a good knobbing to see if she talks posh at the point of orgasm.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)

pfft
its great shagging posh girls

cept instead of crabs you get lobsters.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)

Her dad was funy on C4 last night.
"They warmed to me when they discovered I was famous myself for being Lily's dad."

And I learnt a whole heap of new insults. Ape fucker.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)

For me, his finest hour
was his delivery of the line
"If you want soft toilet paper, go to hotel Gayboy"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)

he's a fucking
muncher
( blinder back for good, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)

"Wiggly cunt" was a particular highlight of mine

( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

they are not uber rich
but they have more cash than "middle class and comfortable"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)

I dont give a fuck really
They're closer to Peckham than Beckam.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)

Fenris once said
Posh girls don't cum, they arrive.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)