What is love? baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more
Yes /talk citizens I've been haddaway.

Now it is play time. My boss has gone home.

I have to give a short talk to 150 immunologists shortly. What filthy references can I litter the talk with?

Im considering opening with 'Happy Ramadan!'
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)

Get drunk and tell them all to fuck off sanctomonious bastards ruined my life sack ME I MADE THE BBC

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)

pffft
you lezzer
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)

"good day spiders and eyelids!"

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)

I like this.
and not least because i like spiders and eyelids.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)

you utter bastard
i have the synth line from that song in my head now.
woah oo woah ooo WOOOOO-OOOO-OOOO-WOOOAH-A OOOOOO-WOOOAH-OOOO-OOOOWOOOAH
OOO OOO!
( Whythebigpaws?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)

yeah, that could work.
they have got a great PA system in there.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

How is that a filthy reference?

( Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

that is merely the opening my dear robin.

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

Fuzzy Hannah
Donkey Punch
Ladies' Front Bottoms
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

"of course, nothing can immunise you against the pain of emotional rejection"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

to the tune of 'Nothing Compares To U'?

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

I remember singing that whislt driving
"It's been seven hourse and sixteen days... on this motorway" and then revving the engine to the "ahh AHH AHHH ahhhhh AHHHHH" bit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

Use your
old immunoglobulin gag
with extra burst of splurt and comejuice
within a lympocytic lytic process with added
arse jokes and edgy humour about cytokines
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

In what way is that a filthy reference?
RACIST
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

I know some
lovely asian flu's
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

"Hello....and Goodbye"
Short enough?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

Say "Immunise this!"
and whip out your small african child
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

That's the first thing today that's made me laugh
Well done
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

*bows*
oh, and *arrows*
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)