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One of my neighbours just popped around to welcome us to the area
she seems the best sort of batty. She blathered on for ages about people I couldn't possibly have met. Then blathered on about my lovely kids (those ones what I don't have). BRILLIANT. I seem to have moved into sheltered accomodation.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)
Next time she comes round and asks about them
Just play along. Call them Dave and Jemma. Then, in the next sentence, call them Graham and Susan. Next time, James and Margeret. Repeat ad nauseum.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)
Although that's not entirely unheard of.
My parents have on various occasions in the past referred to me as "James" (my brother) and "Jess" (the dog), and many other things.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)
In a fortnight she'll be calling you by her dead son's name
and bringing you her husband's hand-me-downs.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

hand-me-
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)
ACE!
She sounded slightly forrin as well. Hopefully she'll cook some hideous gloop of pigshin and bready dumplings and insist I eat the whole gallon.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)
Ooh, dark.
Sorry.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)
this means you can wee wherever you like
and someone should* clean up after you

*unless it is state sheltered housing
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
don't pull the orange cord
unless you WANT to be bummed by the warden
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
We've got panic buttons.
The previous owner was super duper super paranoid. They had to kick her door in after she died. There were six (six) bolts in the bedroom door.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)