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oh fuck there's no getting that respect back now. start the killing its the only way
ps black trenchcoats are cool
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:30, archived)
If I had a black trench coat
I'd put under-lighting in it so it looked like I was floating on a cushion of light.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32, archived)
I misread that as udder-lighting

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
Cows. Is there anything they can't do?

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
they can't squirt bolts of lightning from their teats,

silly woodside.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
quiet, Undulating

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
It's like runway lighting, but to guide your mouth to the nipple.

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
It beats echolocation

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
But BUT BUT
*prefect moment*

When shitty arsed teachers confiscate his and whoop his ass you can be the dude then and say - "how shit is he"
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
what? I want him to KILL his family KILL his classmates and KILL himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
BUT
*voice of reason post*

if he did that then he wouldn't see how fantastic being the1st bookholder is.

Anyway I think that respect comes from not only being a wanker but a background one at that. That way everyones surprised when you do something wankerish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
i don't understand, where is all the killing in that

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
Teachers are allowed to nick copies of the B3ta sick jokes book?
Why don't they buy their own copies?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)
Because thats what they do
My SIL is a chemistry teacher and head of yr 11 and she's always showing me the best stuff she's confiscated. the best one was one of the those remote control watches. Some of her kids were doing a video blog and she kept stopping it and they daft bastards didn't have a clue.

WORDS!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)