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I dont know if i should complain
and some of you may have experienced similar things, but...
Today at school, I brought in the b3ta sick joke book for a fellow b3tan, later on I noticed some guy holding it beside my bag.
'Where did you get that!' exclaimed I.
'W.H.Smith' said he
I checked my bag, and sure enough, my copy was still there.
By the end of the day, his book had circulated the entire year, and now everybody thinks they're a fucking comic genius.
Pack of bloody German bastards
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popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:27,
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oh fuck there's no getting that respect back now. start the killing its the only way
ps black trenchcoats are
cool
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:30,
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If I had a black trench coat
I'd put under-lighting in it so it looked like I was floating on a cushion of light.
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Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32,
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I misread that as udder-lighting
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34,
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+n
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35,
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Cows. Is there anything they can't do?
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35,
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they can't squirt bolts of lightning from their teats,
silly woodside.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36,
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quiet, Undulating
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39,
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It's like runway lighting, but to guide your mouth to the nipple.
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Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35,
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It beats echolocation
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36,
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But BUT BUT
*prefect moment*
When shitty arsed teachers confiscate his and whoop his ass you can be the dude then and say - "how shit is he"
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Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33,
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what? I want him to KILL his family KILL his classmates and KILL himself.
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34,
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BUT
*voice of reason post*
if he did that then he wouldn't see how fantastic being the1st bookholder is.
Anyway I think that respect comes from not only being a wanker but a background one at that. That way everyones surprised when you do something wankerish.
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Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38,
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i don't understand, where is all the killing in that
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42,
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Teachers are allowed to nick copies of the B3ta sick jokes book?
Why don't they buy their own copies?
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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37,
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Because thats what they do
My SIL is a chemistry teacher and head of yr 11 and she's always showing me the best stuff she's confiscated. the best one was one of the those remote control watches. Some of her kids were doing a video blog and she kept stopping it and they daft bastards didn't have a clue.
WORDS!!!!!!!!!!
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Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40,
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yeah I get the same thing with bands I like
or films.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:31,
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it's hard being a trendsetter. start a deathtrend.
ps black trenchcoats are
cool
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32,
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This
Just seem to attract them....
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Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32,
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did you post something similar to this yesterday?
or is the book going around all UK sixth forms?
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prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:31,
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This happened today
my heart goes out to the person who posted yesterday
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popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33,
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ok
unless the other poster was your arch nemesis from today
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prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34,
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*puts on black trench coat*
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popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35,
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just remember to save a bullet for yourself
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36,
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And if i just have one to begin with?
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popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37,
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line everyone up in a row. make sure your first though
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40,
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you should gouge out their eyes for this disgusting travesty
the dirty fucking
readers
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32,
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