Literally
like when someone says 'I LITERALLY died' or 'the blister was LITERALLY the size of a house'

FUCK YOU
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:22, archived)

ooo
like when people say i literally couldn't speak.... so why dont you shut up!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:25, archived)

your lurkeragering is impressive

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:26, archived)

I wish you would aspire
to replicate it
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:29, archived)

*pats on head*

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:29, archived)

thanks!
i'm just about drunk enough to have the bravery to post!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:30, archived)

ah don't worry about it
I post stuff and nobody pays any attention
welcome and all that
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:33, archived)

ta
been lurking for years! scared of the clique-ness!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:35, archived)

start your own then!
you can't have The Crude Dudes though, that's my cliques' name
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:37, archived)

ooh ooh
can i join! i have impressive breasts ha ha!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:38, archived)

well I can't just take your word for that
we need proof man, proof!
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:40, archived)

hmmm
if i was a man the proof would be moobs.... and no-one wants to see that this early on a saturday!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:44, archived)

You'd be surprised
no matter how strange or repulsive something is, someone somewhere on the internet will genuinely be turned on by it.

Of course, us b3tans are relatively normal compared to most of the nutjobs out there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:47, archived)

...
how scary
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:49, archived)

well if you don't show us some ladychest
then the whole board shall shun you!
and we'll piss on your windows
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:48, archived)

ok
this is why i was scared to post!!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:50, archived)

psst
I think he's joking
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:52, archived)

aaarghhh
no i'm scared now i'm going to lurk forever!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:54, archived)

this arouses me

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:46, archived)

the myth of the b3ta clique is greatly exaggerated.
you just find that one day you fit in...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:42, archived)

Hello.
*waves*
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:39, archived)

hi
hey there!
thanks for the friendlyness!
(airyfairy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:45, archived)

You are more than welcome......
.... do enjoy your stay. I'm not here often but I'm sure you'll be looked after.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:02, archived)