One is evenly proportioned
The other isn't.

Can't remember which is which, though.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Midgets are in proportion

( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Every day is a school day
here at b3ta.com.
( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

NOT in proportion
and with regular sized dingly danglies
tis true, i did my research
(Alicat, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

A mate's mate married a dwarf. 100% fact
Apparently she had a short temper though.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:51, archived)