I bent my wookie

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:47, archived)

HA HA!
/Nelson
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:47, archived)

My cat's breath smells like catfood

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:50, archived)

I ate my glue

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:51, archived)

Oh boy sleep!
That's when I'm a Viking!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:53, archived)

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.
Read and laugh
www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:55, archived)

Me fail English? That's unpossible

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:56, archived)

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:57, archived)

You're going to heaven

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:57, archived)

Dying tickles

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:58, archived)

Teacher said she's tired of trying

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:58, archived)

I dress myself

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:59, archived)

Hi, Lisa
We're going to be in a pie.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:59, archived)

Help! She's touching my special area!"

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:00, archived)

That's where I saw the Leprechaun
He told me to burn things...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:07, archived)

Why does everyone run away from me?
*Wets self*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:08, archived)

I found a moonrock in my nose

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)

I laughed so much at these I actually had tears runnin
down my face
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

Ralph is the greatest.
I love special needs children.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:14, archived)

My knob tastes funny

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:16, archived)

We're a totum pole HIHOWAREYA HIHOWAREYA

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:21, archived)

I ated the purple berries...
they taste like....burning
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:22, archived)

Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:23, archived)

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

yes super-nintendo chalmers

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)