I had wondered what will I become of myself,
an astronaut, monkey, or even an Elf,
but what I am now, is just a guy in I.T.
as a young kid, I never thought this would be.
I wanted to fly spaceships, and shoot down the bad guys,
or fly in the clouds, wearing a costume or disguise,
I can't teleport myself into a shop full of sweets,
all I seem to do now is fix Windows XP.
Well I guess when you're a kid, you have all your dreams,
and when you grow up, it's not what it seems.
It's full of anger, hatred and fear,
but that does'nt really matter, cus now I have Beer!

P.S. I'm so proud of you all for participating in the "b3ta talk forum that nobody knows about" record challenge found here : www.b3ta.com/talk/25838

Here, have a gold star all of you.
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)

Words of note-
Elf (Score 10)
teleport (Score 45)
Beer (Score 39070)

Result: Woo!

Run Crave.exe /beer
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)

crave.exe/beer -hangover

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)

crave.exe/beer -hangover +fags = skint.dll
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)

or indeed halitosis

( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)

*melts simply skipper's face*
*becomes emabrassed*
*walks away*
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:52, archived)

;-P

( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:56, archived)

I always wanted to be shot into space
My Dad said that if he hadn't been pissed I would've been.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)

arf

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:50, archived)

by a strange coincidence
I always wanted to be blasted into my mother's face ...
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:51, archived)

Ha ha ha ha aha ha ha
I did a proper burst of belly laughter for that one. I now have to explain myself to my manager *walks into office*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:53, archived)