
.... bag that and courier it to me STAT....
Edit : Where did my thread go...? What year is it...? Who's president...?
( , Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:36, archived)

No way. I just went out to the back garden for a pee. My housemates have this really annoying habiit of not flushing the toilet after midnight. It's wrong. I'd rather be woken up but a flush than have to face down a shit during the early hours.
( , Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:42, archived)

... I live alone.. and just flushed the toilet in your honour.... I will go and do so again soon....
( , Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:50, archived)

What's an 'upper decker', you ask?
Well, an 'upper decker' is when you pinch off a nice loaf, fish it out of the bowl, and deposit it ceremoniously in the reserve.
Hilarity ensues when people try to figure out what sort of gymnastic flushing maneuver must have been required to allow this sort of thing to happen.
( , Fri 10 Sep 2004, 4:14, archived)