translation:
Mum and Dad are going on holiday without me.
( scott,, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)

I had that for three weeks
I had one party.
The rest of it was spent slobbing until 4am on the internet, drinking red wine, alone.

YEAH!
( moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)

+ lots of wanking and walking about the house naked

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)

it's funny because it's true.
Making a cup of tea and opening the post nude ftw
( moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)

one of the best parts of moving out

( Malaka omdz, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)

^This
Only without the tea making and extra nudity.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)

With the postie?

( prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)

He was a very welcoming guy

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)

Pretty much.
And they've allowed me to have people round.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)

We aren't technically allowed to call ourselves 'people'

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)

I think herd would be a better term

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)

so his parents dislike him too

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)

God. We're much to old to go round there and trash his stuff.
Aren't we?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)

i'm filling bags with my bodily fluids as we speak.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)

You have had a surgical procedure that involves connecting a part of the colon onto the anterior abdominal wall
AICMFP
( prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)

i'm scared about visiting you,
are there going to be lots of b3ta people there?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)

There will be a few...
there will be Real Life People too - some mates from the North, and from round here.

Don't be scared Gobbo, I shall have the finest of Gins available for you.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)

i'm going to sit in the corner masturbating all night.
um, once i've finished the gin.
will you have any FUCKING LAGER?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

Get in line and wait
They don't have that many corners.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)

We will have beer
and I'm pretty sure that there will be lager if last year is anything to go by...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)

now that i've got the login details for the BBC archive trial
i shall be spending all my time watching The Adventure Game and listening to John Peel.
( scott,, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)

What is this wizardry?

( prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)

too late dude
www.bbc.co.uk/archive/trial/login2.shtml
( scott,, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

You lucky lucky man

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)