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To make up for the cancellation of my tour.
I'm opening my house from 10th - 22nd August.

Features:
Wii
Wifi Internets
Come and go as you please, as long as I'm in
Television
DVDs
A Telephone
Bed space
Space for tents and sleeping bags
Food! Sort of.

Who wants to come stay? I might make this an EVENT!

LOLEVENT: b3ta.com/calendar/event/9891
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
ZOMGMYSPAZZPARTAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
ROFLFLICKR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
JMG would have a fucking FIELD day screaming about it.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
BASHBASHBASHLOLDRUGZORSTEENSEX
count me in
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
Somehow I can't see sex happening for anybody.
Anybody attractive, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
ah, you fail to see that a house full of drunken internet rejects
(us), it's bound to happen.

If it was a mix of Internet Rejects, b3tans - and Normals - even demigods like Jam Master Geordie, then nothing would happen.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
Needs more Kiwi 20/20

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
i'm going to a twenty20 tomorrow, i might take a bottle of 20/20

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
is it at 20:20

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
I've not seen that in years

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
Last time I saw it, I was throwing it up into a sink
along with the strawberry and orange flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
Sounds lovely.
It went down really easily.
I also managed to get barred from a local shop because of it and a stupid mook, who was with us
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
i r not tinternet rejekt.
at all what so ever.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
Oh wow
Just wow
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
Hello
Yes I would like to come.
I shall bring lubrication.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
save some for me

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
your main attraction is wii
does that mean I have to spend all evening waving my arms around?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
I'm busy those dates
could you reschedule for a time more suiting to me?
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
=(
/sad blog
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
translation:
Mum and Dad are going on holiday without me.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
I had that for three weeks
I had one party.
The rest of it was spent slobbing until 4am on the internet, drinking red wine, alone.

YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
+ lots of wanking and walking about the house naked

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
it's funny because it's true.
Making a cup of tea and opening the post nude ftw
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
one of the best parts of moving out

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
^This
Only without the tea making and extra nudity.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
With the postie?

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
He was a very welcoming guy

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
Pretty much.
And they've allowed me to have people round.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
We aren't technically allowed to call ourselves 'people'

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
I think herd would be a better term

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
so his parents dislike him too

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
God. We're much to old to go round there and trash his stuff.
Aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
i'm filling bags with my bodily fluids as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
You have had a surgical procedure that involves connecting a part of the colon onto the anterior abdominal wall
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
i'm scared about visiting you,
are there going to be lots of b3ta people there?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
There will be a few...
there will be Real Life People too - some mates from the North, and from round here.

Don't be scared Gobbo, I shall have the finest of Gins available for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
i'm going to sit in the corner masturbating all night.
um, once i've finished the gin.
will you have any FUCKING LAGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
Get in line and wait
They don't have that many corners.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
We will have beer
and I'm pretty sure that there will be lager if last year is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
now that i've got the login details for the BBC archive trial
i shall be spending all my time watching The Adventure Game and listening to John Peel.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
What is this wizardry?

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
too late dude
www.bbc.co.uk/archive/trial/login2.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
You lucky lucky man

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
I have all these things already
What else can you offer?
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
His company

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
ME!
And a girl called Sam who owns thigh high leather boots and a whip.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
where and how much booze will there be
and will there be wimmin
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
I'll bring booze
and I can be a very dirty girl, for a price
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
11p?

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
That gets you the 'Presidential' suite
and 24 hour treatment, ambassasdor!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
Ooooh
You are spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
Those aren't chocolates.
I think he's been teaming up with Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
But....but...
He wrapped them in gold foil and piled them up like a pyramid. What are those nutty bits?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
Kent.
There will be as much booze as people bring/I can afford.

And if they turn up, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
moo will be there

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
where?

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
Kent.
Sittingbourne to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
Do your parents realise you've just told the world that they can come and stay in their house?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
Ive dreamed about meeting someone with a minge for a face.
That dream is you Mono
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
OK EC:R

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
See if you lived closer
I could probably visit
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
sounds odd, but cool.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)