"are you done yet?"
is one i might try from outside arms length
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Pfft.
I dare you.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

I suggest
'Look at the size of your fanny now!'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Or "Fucking hell it's ginger!" as it's crowning

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

ARF!

( jenpots, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

ginger black

/insert different race as appropriate
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

a braAhhn bay-by
/waynetta whats'ername
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Turn your head sideways and say she looks like cherie blair

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

"Right love, I'm of down the pub. See you in a bit."

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

This is what my dad did with the three of us.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

My Dad said
"My mum's cooked me a roast dinner. I'll be back in a couple hours".
(Psycho Eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Pffft
I bet he was popular.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

He'd already made himself pretty unpopular
By trying to take the gas and air off her.
(Psycho Eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)