the paedometer
its like a pedometer, but it tells you how many paces you are from the nearest paedophile.
Handy if you want to keep your kids safe.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

You had kids when you were a kid?
You massive chav
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

innit

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

no, my mum was rubbish at keepenig me safe,
and old men kept bumming me.
it was more of a present for her really.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Inspired!
I probably would just have stolen a kitchen knife
and gone out a-stabbing.
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

I wasn't allowed to play with knives.
she was strict about that.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Or want to know how far to go for a free Mars Bar.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

yes, all the kids love
a mars bar and a bumfuck
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)