Reply and ask if that means a shag is out of the question then.

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

And if it's a guy?

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

When has that ever stopped you?

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

I've got haemorroids at the moment

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

well then you can be 'daddy'

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

A guy would never send a message like that
not a straight one, anyway
( SuperMatt, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)