Aren't elephants grey?

( Lord Gnome, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

depends how dirty they are

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Yep
Definitely grey.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

you cunt!
I don't want to see elephants getting more action than me
( SuperMatt, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

hello
hows it goin with festival girl?
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

I think he just answered that.
Besides- he's gay, isn't he?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

well
He might not have been getting any, just working towards it. He is a screaming queer though.
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

You're right
I am working towards it. Going out drinking with her on Friday. Who knows what might happen
( SuperMatt, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*ching* intuitive I am
I think we all know what will happen. You'll have a drink.
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

And then I'll dance like a complete fucking loon

( SuperMatt, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Stop it, you're making me randy.

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Oh I do apologise

( SuperMatt, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Too late

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Or half an elephant.
Grey and dark red. See also: half a rhino, half a hippo, half a squirrel, etc.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

A semiphant

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)