Why does my deodourant wear off suddenly instead of gradually?
I go no smell, no smell, no smell, no smell, BAM! STINK! instead of slowly getting whiffier in the days after applying it.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

days? DAYS?

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

Well, there's no point re-applying it if I don't smell, is there?

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

I won't leave the house with spraying
for me it's akin to brushing my teeth and showering.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

well obviously there is
why wouldn't you want to?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

yes but
how about washing everyday?

then you will need to reapply
( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

I re-apply whenever I wash. I only wash if I smell or look dirty.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

So it may not be everyday?
Oh dear...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

But you are obviously leaving it too late.
or you wouldnt suddenly smell.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

but it's a well known fact you can't smell yourself
at least not as others smell you, your brain blocks it out just like your peripheral vision.

I can tell if someone hasn't washed on the bus because they smell of bed clothes
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

Yeah, but you're a filthy disgusting poo freak.
If I ever meet you I'm going to attack you with scent bombs.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

oh dear
how grim, it should be routine not reactionary
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

You can get used to your own smell and not notice at first.
But you can still stink.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

I AGREE

( sleepybinky, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

BINKY!
*throws binky parade*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

LOOK OUT
It's a binky!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

HELLO BINKY!
I bet you smell of clouds and meadows and that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

you mean sort of sheep-pooey?

( sleepybinky, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

and damp?

( sleepybinky, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

Erm ... well ... I mean ...
DAYS??
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

PETRICHOR

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

I rename you "Sheepystinky" :)

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

this

( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

This.
Those pheromones turn to pheromoans pretty quickly.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

for that you get a
pherogroaaaan
( Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

*goes to the frame store*

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

There's no point in adding oil to a car
until it runs out, is there?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Isn't there?
Car analogies won't work on me; I know which way up a car goes and that's it.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

It's called preventative maintenance.
You don't need to wait until you're a dead minger to have a scrub. You can refresh yourself back to clean before you absolutely need to. Soap is pretty cheap.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

It's not the deoderant
you are pooing yourself.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

Shit
Piss!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

That would explain the smell yes

( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

You have shit yourself
Probably
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

DAYS?!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

Firstly, this is because you only check yourself occasionally.
Secondly, days? Plural?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

Thirdly: DAYS?!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

DEODORANT!?

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

pfft!

( RedStar returneth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

DAYS!!???!!!!! oneoneeleven!!!

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)