I've been working
all morning, I'm knackered now.

Did you miss me? What have I missed?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:15, archived)

An American girl hit on me in a club and asked me to make her an Egyptian princess. So I threw a sheet over her head and told her to be quiet.
( Hankster, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:16, archived)

You have been in Strattons
AICMFP
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:26, archived)

really?
I only woke up half an hour ago
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:16, archived)

Well...
We all swapped nekkid pictures of ourselves, and took lots of drugs.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:16, archived)

My haircut

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:17, archived)

You got a perm?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:19, archived)

Skinhead

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:20, archived)

Gomer Pile
Go on, say it...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:21, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:22, archived)

7.62mm
Full Metal Jacket


(Sorry, just can't imagine you with a shaved head - got a pic?)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:22, archived)

No
of course you assume i am being serious here...always a mistake
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:23, archived)

Meh
They took 'gullible' out of the dictionary just for me you know?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:24, archived)

Fear not,
I too am enormously gullible.
(FluffehNinja, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:32, archived)

Really?
"No, not really!"

D'oh!


I know your game missy....
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:33, archived)

just the head?
or crack and sack?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:22, archived)

I've missed you desperately
Highlights have included this: www.b3ta.com/talk/417047
This: www.b3ta.com/talk/416945

And of course this: www.b3ta.com/talk/417130
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:20, archived)

Yes!
I am a highlight.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:23, archived)

Thank you for 'now that's what I call b3ta/talk, vol 38'
Glad to see I misses more sophisticated punnage and gentle joshing.

How's you today?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:24, archived)

Bored, tired
and clearly have too much time on my hands. But in a good mood. Joys of spring. You?
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:26, archived)

Been at work since 7.30 this morning
and have awhole day of client meetings tomorrow to look forward to. I am therefore waiting rather impatiently for tomorrow evening when I will attempt to drink all the booze.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:33, archived)

why on earth would anyone flush a towel?
that is just wrong
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:25, archived)

so that the blokes who work at the sewage works
can play their version of pooh sticks
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:26, archived)

bloody stickies?

( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:27, archived)

Pffft :)

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:27, archived)

fair enough
*awards small prize*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:27, archived)