Kill him.
I'll do it for a pint of Guinness.
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)

Hmm you're cheap
what else will you do for booze?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

Buy me a pint and you'll find out.

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

I think you live
in my city too, this could be the start of something beautiful.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)

You still in Brighton?

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:01, archived)

yep
it used to be a veritable hotbed of B3tans.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:02, archived)

Still is!
There's loads of us/them in the area!
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:06, archived)

Really who's that?
I know a few of the 4rthurs are down our way.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:09, archived)

Well, them's the ones I was talking about.

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:12, archived)

Filthy, dirty
4rthurs.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:26, archived)

But you'd do anything for a pint
*pours guinness*

*unzips*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)