I have the real anger.
Some complete evil bastard was stalking my best mate to the point that the police arrested him and he was served with injunctions or restraining orders or somesuch. That was months ago. And the complete fucker has just gone to the restaurant where she works (a busy Pizza Express) and thrown a brick through the window in the middle of lunchtime, and hurled obscenity at her. I am so angry I can barely sit still. FUCKING LITTLE COCK.
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:52, archived)

gah!
the cunt!
is she alright?
( toxie, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:53, archived)

No
not at all. But she's 500 miles away and there's fuck all I can do. She's in a right state :(
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

fucking hell...
at least he should get put away for this..
( toxie, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:04, archived)

Solution
Invite him around for a chat.

Lock him in the cellar.

Throw away key.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:53, archived)

you dropped this:
*cunt him in the fuck*

seriously, that is bad. They will have to do more now. Cunt.
( Jobe, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

Surely they can bang him up now?

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)

This

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)

thirded
find out where he lives

I'll post him the nastiest bacterial strain I have. See how he manages to stalk while the world is falling out of his arse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)

*pictures this*
*vomits*
( Jobe, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:58, archived)

This :)

( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:58, archived)

It would be soo easy you know
;)

And it wouldn't even kill him, unless he was stupid enough to inject it. But it will give you shits and vomiting the awfulness of which you could not comprehend ....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:03, archived)

And they'd
never trace it back to us. Mua ha ha ha ha.

Shall we take over the world now? Or in a couple of years?
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:06, archived)

2006.
on a thursday. June 8th good for you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:09, archived)

That's the day I find out whether I got a degree or not.
Couldn't you wait until the 9th when I'll have a hangover?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:12, archived)

or we could do the day before?
Since we control the world, we'd give you a first.

for a small consideration, like your soul for eternity..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:14, archived)

Yeah
we could stretch to that.. And that's just before my newly extended contract runs out - perfect :D
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:17, archived)

Ooo, that is evil... but I like it!

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:58, archived)

I like the way you think
;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)

Hahahaha
This.
Can you also do this to the cunt that followed my gf to work this afternoon, then scapered away like the little cunt that he was when someone else showed up.
Lets all go fuckwit beating this weekend
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)

this.

( Jobe, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:01, archived)

stalking is getting so common these days

in the days of the Raj (bring back hanging, harrumph) they would have locked these people up in mental homes. But now they just get state help. Bloody tony blair and his wishy washy Islingtonites.

Cold showers and horse whipping, never did me any harm. *harrumph*
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:03, archived)

Aye
If someone has commited a shitty crime, they can fucking pay the price in jail. Hell, i would happily chop the head off cunts like this with my own hands
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:13, archived)

you have hands shaped like axes
AICMFP
( Jobe, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:23, archived)

now that
means something slightly different to me and Dekazer... and she's behaving now so she doesn't need a beating
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:02, archived)

this
definately
*hunts for golf club/stick with nail/baseball bat/suchlike...*
(. . . . ., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:07, archived)

Oooh
could I hire that service for the person who falsely claimed I raped them and then stole a few of my 'close friends' as a result?
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:02, archived)

yes
*makes list*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:06, archived)

Shee-ut.
Has everyone here had some complete cunt try to royally fuck them over?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:08, archived)

there's a few
in my shady past who could do with a bit of retribution
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:09, archived)

Oh no,
I live a charmed life while all around me exists naught but chaos and terror :D
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:09, archived)

this one's
about the 30th in a long list, but by far the worst because the lie is so despicable.
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:14, archived)

This^
What an utter cunt. Is your friend OK (silly question I guess, sorry).
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

Indeed, if he's broken his injunction
then they should be able to sling him straight in jail.
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)

They should...
but gosh! what if he's had a bad childhood? Lets just give him some community service.

/minor rant about something i don't know a great deal about
(The Spelling Police, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:00, archived)

Apparently the police
who took him away said that's hopefully what will happen. Which is one good thing.
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)

i suppose
it is criminal damage now, as well as all the other stuff.
( Jobe, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

Yeah
My friend's just so embarrassed about it - and feeling guilty that so many other people's lives have been affected. Why do so many good women take on the guilt for nasty men's actions? It makes me sad :(
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:00, archived)

this
:(
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:07, archived)

Er, women do bad things to men too...you'd better ask Fenris about this.
Ah, feck it, there are shitty people of all shapes, varieties and persuasions out there.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:13, archived)

Oh
I know how true that is. I should have phrased it differently, you're right. I suppose in my own life it's mainly been the women who have tended to do the guilt thing afterwards. But you are right.
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:20, archived)

Why me?
Is my seething mass of cynicism, bitterness and confusion showing again?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:22, archived)

Bizarrely, it's better he did something so obvious like this.
Makes it easier to do something about him.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)

Um, yes,
someone actually doing a crime does make it easier to do something about them...

ah, never mind.
( Newington, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:06, archived)

Did you deliberately misconstrue that?
Or are you just being obtuse?
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:11, archived)

He's often like
that. I wouldn't sweat it.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:28, archived)

Fair enough.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:36, archived)

Kill him.
I'll do it for a pint of Guinness.
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)

Hmm you're cheap
what else will you do for booze?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

Buy me a pint and you'll find out.

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

I think you live
in my city too, this could be the start of something beautiful.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)

You still in Brighton?

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:01, archived)

yep
it used to be a veritable hotbed of B3tans.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:02, archived)

Still is!
There's loads of us/them in the area!
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:06, archived)

Really who's that?
I know a few of the 4rthurs are down our way.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:09, archived)

Well, them's the ones I was talking about.

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:12, archived)

Filthy, dirty
4rthurs.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:26, archived)

But you'd do anything for a pint
*pours guinness*

*unzips*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)

Stalk him,
this has always been my plan when I encounter my first stalker.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)

would
this not end up with the both of you in bushes watching one another?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

Both of them with a loop of Rockwell going on in their heads.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

It would be sort of a bit vaguely like Enemy at the Gates a bit sort of like.
Or not.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

I have had a stalker
and until you have one you think that it must be so easy to ignore them or do something back.

But they feed of any response, even taking them to court is a victory in their eyes because it means they have some fom of contact with you and you 'are in this thing togteher'.

They are so obsessed that their whole life is dedicated to plotting to get some reaction from you that justifies in theri sick mind their actions and strengthens their belief that they have somethign in common with you.

/rant over
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:58, archived)

this
is just scary
(. . . . ., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:11, archived)

i bet you are just jealous
and want him for yourself..

*runs away*
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)

shit that's not nice.
KICK HIM IN THE CUNT!!
( Fergburger, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

bloody hell!
is she ok?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)

fucking hell :(
that's awful.

Myself and your flatmate could no doubt sort the fucker out for you?
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)

theflatmate's
gonna go mental when he hears about this. They've become quite close ;)
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:02, archived)

I wondered if it was the same friend
in which case, yes, me and Nathan will boot seven shades out of the guy if he walks...
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/418015
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:06, archived)

often violence doesn't help
it gives the stalker something to channel his/her emotions into, to seek your sympathy, to seek others sympathy and to try prosecuting you for it. It is again another way of getting some form of contact.

If you are going to give them a beating, it has to be mentioned what it is for, thereby implicating you. If it is a random beating then the stalker has not been warned off.

Been there, done it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:06, archived)

that's why my idea is best
because the stalker doesn't know who it is
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:08, archived)

see my edit.

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:09, archived)

yeah
but it's fun
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:15, archived)

I agree
Although the thought of theflatmate and Watashi Wa travelling the 500 miles south and trying to terrify anyone fills me with wicked glee :D
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:11, archived)

oh believe me, dear
I can be MEGA scary when I'm angry. Seriously.
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:18, archived)

why can't we all just, get along?
seriously though, he's a fucking cunt.
The police can surely bang him away now?
( just mike, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

buy some really cool gasmasks, and army uniform
then break into his house, and set about him with lead pipes
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

How romantic.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)