My grandad was amazing
when my mum asked him politely about his estate and his will he replied

'The only way I'll come into money is if I wank into a till'

Genius.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:26, archived)

pfft

( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

Quality
My granddad was like that, a right old curmudgeon and funny with it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

Family trait? ;)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

Yus

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

'arf
*writes that down*
( custard, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

thing is with your lot, he may actually wank into a till.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)

her lot?

( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

yeap
space aliens
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)

I always suspected

( Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

joos?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

my grandad went for a walk to get a pack of cigarettes when my mum was 8
no one ever saw him again.

/true fact
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)

he plucked everyones eyes out

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

My great uncle went into the kitchen and asked my grandad to go and have a sit in the living room.
He took my great grandad's gun and shot himself in the mouth.

He suffered massively from shellshock after WW1

/Also true fact
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)

poor fellow
trauma was not understood in those days
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

heehee
my grandfather is full of such pearls. one of his kinder comments was that our family coat of arms should feature a pint pot, a pram full of kids and some arrows.
( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

You should have seen him flirting with Rob's new gf last night.
She was cuddled up to him on the sofa.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)

He barely even glanced at my cleavage.
I'm out of favour now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)

that's for the best

( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

*stares in a complimentary (not creepy) way*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

that's a bit clammy

( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)

hahahaha
well I never
( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)