unless you like it black

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)

Rassist.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

and a plastic cup
/izzard
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

Necrotising faciitis FTW.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

its exactly the same as opening a can of tuna, only to realise there's a hole in it
and has been for a year and a half.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

You'd put milk in it if you didn't want it black, not sugar.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)

He's autistic, he doesn't know.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

i know but the milk thing would be alluding to sperm, so it didn't fit

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

or it would fit entirely
though i s'pose you could have said brown sugar instead of white
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)

i think the whole thing fell apart to be honest

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

you mean you destroyed it

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)