SHIT

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)

I AM EATING A HARDBOILED EGG THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE FREE RANGE BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THE SHOP HAD LEFT

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)

free range is good
although I have been hearing that free range is a very loose term with eggs.

The difference when you buy eggs from the farm where they are truly free range is remarkable.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

its a fucking egg
AN EGG
( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

FACT:
When a hen is in laying mode, they do massive (yet infrequent) poos because their cloacas are distended.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

We had chickens in our garden when i were a boy
I have yet to taste a 'free range' egg thats comes close. We also had loads of double yokers and a few without shells.
( UKAC let me sniff your diff, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)