I've just realised that it is Thursday
I have spent all day thinking it was Wednesday.

/idiot blog
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:17, archived)

its
next thursday too.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:18, archived)

Not yet
it's not.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:19, archived)

Yes
it is!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:20, archived)

I might just about concede
that it's tomorrow, somewhere. But next week? That's a sign you need to take your Lithium tablets, Missy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)

Lithium Rubidium tablets. Same anti-psychotic effect. Just more explosive. As tested by Kurt Cobain.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)

I thought that was
several dozen small lead tablets, administered aurally?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)

same end result
did you not do GCSE chemistry?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

I seem to remember Caesium
was the explosive one (for the microseconds it existed). Our year wasn't let near the explosive stuff after a string of Incidents. :P
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)

They increase in explosiveness
lithium, sodium, potassium, rubidium, caesium, francium.

Rubidium would do the job on a slightly overrated grunge singer/songwriter, I'd wager

/what were these "incidents"?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

Well
its better than yesterday.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)

This time last week it was.
Or is.
The human brain is not really equipped to deal with the concept of time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:24, archived)

Better than thinking it was Friday,
like I just was.
Arse.
( Newington, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:19, archived)

Yes
you are.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:20, archived)

This is a good thing
the weekend is now closer than you ever dared hope.

All you have to do is get through Friday without having your rectal passage stretched to breaking point by five b3tans bumraping you at once and then you can have a lovely weekend.....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:20, archived)

But
that is my plan for the weekend..
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

Weirdo
Can I watch ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

its thursday already?
wheres the week gone?
( toxie, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:21, archived)

Look behind you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:21, archived)

That's no week!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

That's a weak hole
not a whole week.

/coat
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)

Pfffft.

( Malchick, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)

*holds door open*

( Dekazer, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)

*leaves, in abject shame*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

as in
oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak?

/coat, and taxi for two
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)

You know the way
Follow that man

*points*
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

*blunts*
it's rude to point.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)

Right up my arse
all of it

the whole fucking lot slowly slid up there

with my fleshy sphincter closing behind it with a slippery finality.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

*fwaps*

( Malchick, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

god your sexy!
no really.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)

Really ?
*Stuffs February up there too*

Bet you're wetter than an indonesian hilltop now.....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)

Aye
Im making a small canal!

Come ride your tug boat one and all. im easy!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)

Haha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

I think the resorts
are wetter than the hilltops these days.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)