I've used a damp cloth with fairy liquid on it - I can't bath her, she'd rip my fucking arms off.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

*wince*
Next time, don't use fairy liquid. A very tiny amount of baby shampoo's fine, but fairy can fuck their skin oils up, even in small doses.

Cats are cunts when they're filthy and prefer to sit in your living room before cleaning.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

I used to have two cats that liked sitting under lorries.
There were forever getting diesel on ther ears and it is really fucking toxic. Vet told me to use fairy liquid as it emulsifies the oil faster than anything else.

I'm just applying the logic to another fraction of crude oil :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Did you rinse?
He's right about replacing one toxin for a lesser one, but the cats don't like it!

And were they suicidal cats or something??
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

No, they just liked warm engines.
They used to sit under the recovery truck at the mechanics beind my house. They always looked for them before moving the truck, and used to give them bits of sandwich as well.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

my cat once jumped up onto a freshly
gloss painted window ledge and when we phoned the vets to ask what to do, they told us to use fairy liquid to get the paint off.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Did it really happen?
I thought you were setting up a feed line for us.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

Sadly not.
The cat has sleek glossy fur which smells of aloe vera.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

a bit like
a 1950's con man
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)