I'm also fat and online
There. I've said all your material. You can now fuck off out of this thread.

Yes, I'm also wobbling and taking the internet seriously. Great. Assume we've all rofled. Fuck off.
(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

GREATEST COMEBACK EVER!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

^
it even beats my comeback to you, from t'other week.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

i was being sarcastic.
OR WAS I?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I assumed not
as it was a fantastic comeback.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

it wasn't really.
he just got upset on the internet :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

STOP FISHING FOR WOBBLES!
You are not going to get one from me (at least not this time :p)
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

i'm not fishing for wobbles!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Stop disagreeing, Sandy!
It'll end up being JMG's fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

: D
www.healthline.com/adamcontent/narcissistic-personality-disorder#signsandtests
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

It's true because it's written on the internet.
JMG lives with his Mum!!!!!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Oh gawd
*slaps forehead*
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

The sky is blue, you know?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

i just love jmg :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Well, that's understandable.
He is JMG, after all.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

It's anti-JMG.
It's therefore ROFL.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Meh, would have laughed if it was suiting for anyone other than yourself as well.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Of course!
*Rings the Bell*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Is that the JMG-bell?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

More of a bat signal.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Today I applaud Cardiff, on the telly.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

You applauded a city.
That was quite an odd thing to do.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

I'm quite important.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Are you important offline?

( moohalaa, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Powering cities.
Powering cities.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

It's true.
I'm often asked to take breaks from lovely Newcastle and visit shit towns.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ambassador for doing good stuff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

*thundering tens*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

*Tapdancing in your stream of emotional tears*
Somebody's upset, online.
Shouting at JMG FTW!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

surely Fritz's post already covers all of these points?
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

As it's my fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

He's like Jim Davidson's stand up material

(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Can somebody tell Friz it isn't me who's told on him?
:(

This is making me very upset, online.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

destined to always be better than anything you ever do?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)