Your nose is slightly wonky

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

My nose is lovely.
And my calves are vaguely the right shape and size. The rest of me is a fucking disgrace.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Well a stoppa fucking dis Grace
And a fuck a dat Grace instead
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

*Measures distance with a laser tape-measure*
*Calculates wind resistance*
*Double-checks calculations*
*Spangswithafuckingshovel*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

pffft
top spanging.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

my nose is slighty wonky - it annoys me

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

It annoys me too.
You should get that seen to.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

You're just full of love tonight.
Do you want a hug?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

NO FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT A HUG
yes please, hold me tight, the world scares me today
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

*Hugs manfully*
*Passes booze*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

aAAaAAA_aAaAa^RRrd^vAaAAA_AaAAAaaAA^RrrRrRRk!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

:D
Hello quadrupedalungulatefoot.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Cor
that's quite a mouthful.

Fnar fnar.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

I couldn't think of a suitable synonym for 'foot'.
Any offers?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

12 inches.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

That's not a synonym

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

YOU DARE DEFY ME?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

ill take one if your dishing them out!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Yeah, why not?
*Hugs*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Fank Ooo
awkward slience as my semi brushes against you during out hug
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Me! Me too, please
:)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

*Big, warming strong hugs*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

i was thinking if i get tackled while playing rugby on the other side of my nose it might straighten it out
win!
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)