last week
i met a girl and she told me she likes to have men come on her face.

i thought that only happened in porn.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

I don't mind it
but I hate when it goes in my hair
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)

It washes out dead easy though
and it makes the skin so soft!
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

i have an inexhaustible supply..
...form an orderly queue.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

So does my bloke
Hurrah! :D
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

She's lying.
Unless she proved otherwise by letting you come on her face.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

*blush*
not yet. but she *promised*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

Start a weblog,
in the interests of, erm, science.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)

Oh no, they exist.
I know this for a fact.
/smug
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

They need to be rationed out more fairly.
Say, have one for a fortnight, then pass her on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)

She's MINE, I tell you, ALL MINE!
You can bugger off and find your own gorgeous, filthy bird.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)