I heard your wife was having contraptions.
That looks more like a baby than a contraption though.

Congratulations, get her signed up to b3ta soon. It's an investment for the future.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Hello
AaAaaaA^AaAAAaAaa_AAaaarrRRR^rdv^{AAAaAaAAAaAAaaA}AAAaAarrr^rrrR_RRk!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hello, Strider.
:D
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Aardlyvarkly!
hello etc etc and so forth
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Hello!!!11!!!!!lol11!1
Gilolgamesh.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

*insert spangly greeting*
I imagined she was in pain, building the child.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Don't bother to actually do the spangly greeting then.
It's fine. I don't mind. No, really. That's ok.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

I couldn't find the site using google.
Blame google.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

It's IN MY PROFILE.
It's always in my profile. Go and get it. And use it. And then draw me an aardvark.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Will do!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)